NOBODY EXPECTS...

Yeah, I had one hell of a day, wandering around school, bursting out "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION" to people who stared at me and my Sombrero for a bit too long.

My original plan was to have people planted around the school having random conversations with people, and when I came along, they would say "I didn't expect some kind of a Spanish inquisition..." at which point I would bust in and say my line. Oh well, 'twas fun anyway.

So, you know, it's still halloweeen, but guess what?

Yeah.

I have a biology test tomorrow. !@#!#!@#!#$!

This is the THIRD CONSECUTIVE YEAR WHERE THEY'VE HAD A BIO TEST THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN. What the hell. It's like a tradition: It started in grade ten with Ms. Likins, grade eleven with Ms Tram and NOW grade twelve with Mr Reiss, who is the toughest bio teacher of them all.

As if I wasn't busy enough stealing my sister's candy, I now have to study during a most excellent Wednesday night. I could be outside scaring little children and purging the world of heresy but NOOOOO, I have to study the role of pyruvate in the Krebs cycle and why NADH carries electrons to the electron transport chain and blah blah blah.

Worst part is that I even if I manage to reach my goal of studying for five hours straight, I'll still fail the test. On the last test, the highest mark in the class was 64%, with the average in the mid forties. Fun stuff eh? Sure keeps me feeling hopeful.

And of course I'll have these kids knocking on the door, because the parental units had the bright idea of decorating the house even though they'll be gone for half the night. No chance in hell I'm answering the door.

If anything, I can scare them with some scary pictures of how viruses infect cells, photocopied straight from my bio textbook. Hehehehehe.

So, I'm off. Wish me luck. Even though you're all probably busy enjoying halloween while I'm stuck in a bio universe.

GL,HF.

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So, I don't plan on actually posting every day, I mean, I do have some form of a life, right? Yeah, I won't even give you the chance to respond to that. But this picture here says a lot.
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So um, you know, my weekend. Pretty standard. Gaming at Slater's on Friday (although he prefers to call it "chilling", something about it sounding nerdy otherwise). Kicked ass at Super Smash, as always, with Roy and Jigglypuff.

Saturday was a waste, didn't do much.
Sunday I was feeling rather sick and I had a math test to study for, so I broke plans with someone. Somewhat depressing also.

Aaaand today I had the math test, wasn't bad, wasn't awesome. I figure I should study for the little bonus questions Opie leaves on the test, since they're easy if you understand the kinds of bonus questions Opie gives. They're all these witty, clever enigmas that you shouldn't spend too much time on (I did anyway) or else you don't have time to finish the test!

So for example, one of the enigmas he gave us:
Bob and Bill are standing in front of a portrait. Bob says to Bill "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but this man's father, is my father's son." What is the relation of the man in the portrait to Bob?

I thought I had it right, and I spent some time on it too, but I was wrong. Sigh. I know the answer, but can you solve it? Oh, don't google it either, cuz I'll be like "Not cool." Deal? Deal.

I slept during french class again. Biggest waste of an hour and seventeen minutes in my day for sure. Ugh. I wish the Chin could just give me my exam and I could be done with it, but nooo, I have to "demonstrate my knowledge through class participation and classwork". Bull. Besides, I don't like to answer questions and discussions in class. A few weeks back, when I read a passage from some handout, I got a friggin' standing ovation from the class. No joke. WTF?

Oh, and me and a couple of my buddies are obsessed with the No god quote from 30 days of Night. We plan to do some uber remixes with sparta, the dramatic chipmunk, over 9000 etc. about the head vampire dude saying, in his tone of voice, No god, in opportune moments in the video clips. Because it is HILARIOUS. Seriously. So be on the lookout for that, we're planning to create the greatest internet fad of like... ever!

So, that's it for today, have a nice week. And a nice day. Having no school on Friday is sweet.

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