Macadame shimmer

Make way, old man winter

Spring forth and tread in the shallow deeps

Solid idea, solid execution; awful food, weird architecture.

I'm preparing for open mic or practising good judgment or preparing for a career as a writer.

I cook; I wash; I crash

The shirt logo is Yonex

Easter Monday and a Blurred Selfie

The title is fairly accurate for this post.

I'm making a renewed promise to post more multimedia content... but my effervescent love of writing is likely to get in the way of publishing things like audio logs, videos, and hotlinks.

Here's something I reheated last night: roasted Brussels sprouts, bacon, jerk chicken, and mustard. Nutritious, sulphurous, and at times ever-so-delicious!

Good parody ideas

*Cold ones - it's the show with cold wings, and even colder questions...
*Vegan ones - it's the show with lukewarm fermented soy soup, and even more lukewarm questions..
*Hot ones - it's a show with chicken parts and poisonous things, and even more sinister interview techniques
*Extra-hot ones - it's music without treble

This made me chuckle

Macs, PCs, and other Unix systems are mere machines that show us DLC.

Doin' well

You know you're doing well when you taste pure, real cocoa and it tastes sweet.

The ketogenic diet is a strong candidate for the cure of many, many cancers, but don't let big pharma know that.

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Simple connection, complicated conundrum

As I find myself listening to the infamous Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd (a song only made more popular by its mention in the more famous song, Sweet Home Alabama), I wonder if the energy spent focusing on getting the right grammar and spelling would better be spent praying to the plant gawds (it's cuter to write it this way; trust).

See, I care far too much about these things. I live in a metropolis called Toronto, and you need to be able to focus your energy on the things that make you feel right instead of getting pushed and pulled along the tide of furious creativity; the furious madness of endlessly making more money to buy things we do need, all surrounded by the saturated advertising market that does nothing but encourage people to consume total garbage (i.e. beer, bread, pasta, extremely processed ingredients etc.).

Which is why now I vaporise. And I also vape because it's a fun ritual: I inhale smoke only when I combust, which is pretty rare for me these days. Actually, I don't think I've combusted anything this year, except random incense sticks I find strewn across the shelves interspersed throughout the ancient house I still call home; 24 years.

I find myself getting annoyed at how terrible Alexa is at choosing songs that I might enjoy. For starters, the song after Simple Man is far too rapid for my tastes, and the lyrics depressing as hell. Or maybe I perceive them to be this way: after all, I tend to turn tragedies into comedies (e.g. I thought the ending to A Farewell to Arms was fairly comical...) and comedies into tragedies (A Midsummer Night's Dream, anyone?).

I am so annoyed by the self-described beginner musician who plays his broken guitar endlessly; I can hear the minor notes echo throughout the house, and whilst I try and listen to positive music, it seems to me like I'd rather invent words out of thin air to lose the reader into moving onto something far more interesting, like computer games.

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Speaking of computers... I still haven't repaired my gaming PC. I'm still stuck using my gaming keyboard, cheap Amazon gaming mouse, and overpriced speakers to connect to the online realm. I just can't seem to do it very long (connect, that is) on my Nokia, because I always end up dropping it eventually and feeling terrible about the amount of manpower (or womanpower, if you want to use ugly irreal words;and women aren't ugly by nature, mind you, for it would be a terrible flaw in logic to deny the antecedent or whatever).

Okay, let's see how well this Charlotte's Web is at calming my hyperactivelyanxious mind. NO, STOP SPELL CHECKING ME, Firefox.

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Success? It's hard to say; I tend to chain vape, something that is very much akin to chain smoking.. Chain smoking isn't good. Therefore, chain vaping probably isn't great either; and all this is especially true if you're consuming plants without reason.