How to break a relationship with a bank: 100

 This post could be titled How to break a relationship with a customer: 101

1. Bank card lost.

2. Phone lost.

3. "Need" money.

4. Play Overwatch instead.

5. Wait times of 30 minutes-/+ for the bank phone live agent line.

6. Need a phone to use the bank's "proprietary" phone system to Simply order a new Simplii card.

7. CIBC underwrites this?

8. If CIBC underwrites Simplii, why are they rebranding to EQ Bank?

9. Bitcoin is not a solution so far.

10. reddit instead of actually pretending to do "adult" work where "adult" is age-dependant

11. I STILL LIVE AT HOME; GET OVER IT NERDS/JOCKS

Can you tell I'm going to start answering questions again?

 Answer: yes, I am. And yes, I can tell I am going to be answering questions again because I don't charge people money to answer questions, unlike Artificial Intelligence (I just asked the Google AI what roles Pierce Brosnan was in before 007 and when I went to click on the Remington Steele page, it instead took me to Pierce Brosnan's wikipedia page).

There.

I cited AI.

I'll try to let you know if I consulted AI, relatedly or not relatedly, when answering a question.

What was the question again?