my phone is still lost

 If it leaves Toronto (or the GTA), I will know, thief.

UPDATE: NO CLUE WHERE IT WENT.

i lost my phone

Come baaaaaaack, OnePlus 11. Pl0x and dthx.

or should i say, my phone lost me.

Why is psychological cannabis so high?

 Answer: I'm too tired this morning to formulate a more scientific question.