10/08/25

SWIM berry sour trip UPDATE zomg

SWIM ordered some berry thing off Amazon ("Frooties") and although they're not particularly scientific about their dosing with Cannabis as a baseline, I will say that they tend to do this eating ritual at around 11pm+ and let's see what tastes overly sweet (OS), WTS (Way too sweet), and just perfect (JP).

What I've got lined up so far:

-Lemons
-No lines/limes
-Powdered cumin from the Glorious Spice rack
-No nutmeg (I overdrank eggnog a couple summers ago and I haven't felt quite right since, but SWIM told me I'd recover)
-Apple slices (with honey) ((CANDYCANE MOCK 🍓 TASTE 😁))
-Cardamom from the spice rectangulagram
-The unopened fridge (the endless good in there is a GOUFFRE!)
- Peanut butter will be hard to resist
- Blueberries not as much (even harder to resist, but way way healthier in the long run) (PASTY LICORICE BLUE I ACTUALLY ENJOY ☺️)
- Chamomile, peppermint, rooibos tisanes 
- The tahini in a base of Siggi's tastes cheesy (! Incredible¡)

Alright the tablet has dissolved, here we go.
Notes in brackets and yes I'm just as ugly as before taking the miracle non-weed-Tums tyvm.

The fear of the lone

One day, it will be the last blog post ever.

It'll prolly be as mundane as this one.

... Wax your own poetic, loser.