It seems that, after numerous efforts from many, many people and bribes of all sorts (my friend Superphia offered me a spicy burrito, believe it or not), I have succumbed. Yes, I, Gabriel, am officially announcing my candidature at VRA's prom @ the Eglinton Grand. Let's ignore the fact for a second that I was clearly a member of the anti-prom committee, and examine why I'm choosing to go.
Primo: "IT'S YOUR PROM MAN, YOU HAVE TO GO TO PROM MAN, YOU'LL REGRET IT FOREEEEVER". Really, the only reason anyone's ever given me.
Secundo: The 80 bucks isn't coming out of my own pocket =D (oh the things I could do with 80 dollars).
Tertio: I'm going to spend my night doing nothing anyway, so, well, an 80 dollar party might be... something.
However awkward the prom may turn out to be, I do not think I shall cut my hair for the occasion. Yes, I may trim it (the amount of "OMG ARE THOSE SPLIT ENDZ LOLZ" I get per day is staggering, but upon further examination of my hair, it's not thaaaaat bad...), but cutting it would be too much. I mean, come on, I have a reputation to keep, people expect me to show up with long hair, and I will.
Now for the clothing situation... Hmm... Well, I have zero formal attire. I think it's absolutely ridiculous that I HAVE to buy a tux and HAVE to have nice dress shoes and blah blah. I think that's way too old-fashioned. C'mon guys, we're not in the fifties anymore. But ah well, I'm willing to forgo everything I stand for, if for just one night.
As for finding a limo and a date, I won't worry too much about that.
Cheers to you, Mrs. Robinson!
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fourth reason: you'll get to see people dressed up in ways that would never be possible elsewhere.
ReplyDeletefifth reason: you can take photos with your camera and blackmail people x-years from now at our reunion..
sixth reason: you should always be up for a party!
So hows that for reasons why you should go? Hehehe =P