03/10/24

Oh, it's next day already?

September is over, witch.

October has just begun; spring has yet not sprung.

There's been some violence in the air: I can smell the stench of decay in the air.

There won't be much subject matter here, because you guessed it: it's another one of my damn "freewrites". I won't label it as such: my vvoicces have been rather controlling today.

"How dare you vape here"

to that I yell back:

"It's FUCKING PRIVATE PROPERTY. GET OVER IT".

The neighbours are parading around their little children next to the giant SUV death machines, wondering if it's safe to drive 30 in a 20 to get their little ones to school.

I don't care.

I vape THC.

It's vapour. It dissipates in an instant, even if you don't hold it in - if it burns, watch out, and try again next day.

Oh I watched a movie called Happy Face. It was labeled a "feel good" movie. Okay, I felt good during it, because I finally LoL'ed, but honestly it has a TERRIBLE ending. Like most american/amazon movies.

Like honestly, spoiler alert: just another Shawshank Redemption-esque scene.

Anyway I got jealous at the beginning because of the free Oz of weed that magically materialized and that Jane forgot on the stove because she was just as worried as I have been about losing my bed.

Like wtf kind of shitty plant dealer does that to a client: steal their shit and their right to a good night's sleep. 

Well anyway, time to go vape my indicas. And you know why Cannabis loves me? 'cause I HATE returning to sender - what a WASTE of butane. 

01/10/24

Sad news sports day

ChatGPT consulted to confirm that the ensuing subject matter is more accurate than not (i.e. which teams did he play for?)

Yeah, it's a (sad) news day. Be careful with her. Be careful here. Death & not much to do with taxes up ahead. Death in the NBA, that is.

28/09/24

What are -you doing with your life-

Y'know, I tend to use this place to vent. If you haven't caught that already, then I don't know what to tell you.

25/09/24

Taddle tale

I haven't had wine - or any alcohol, in fact - in months.

Well that ends now. It's unfortunately not sulfite-free, but I decided to have a glass of red wine along with my folks and as long as I'm well hydrated and well fed, I should be fine with my Girl Scout Cookies and Hash and Sugar Wax. It should be fine. It will be fine! All the finest ingredients, at my fingertips. I love it.

I'm eating a premade salad from the devil. Erm, I mean, from Loblaws. Well, it's supposed to be greek, and lucky for me, it was 50% off AND devoid of nasty grocery store seasoning. So I made my own using a bluebook Sisson recipe. Yup, my own olive tapenade-based tahini dressing for a greek salad.

And then I added smoky lime pepitas. And some mayo.

And I will have fish - cod, in tomato sauce - later. 

Life is good.

Oh, lost over 100 pounds since last year. Never been this nimble in my adult life since... the sweaty yoga days.

My life continues; I trudge on.