Why does the OW scoreboard still suck (up so much of my time)?

Once upon a high noon weary,

I could tab to see who was ganging up on me

But now the deadlock gang has rewrirtten the rules

Shion's not as good as _____ of the ______________, and there's nothing to guess here.

And I pressed Alt-Tab one too many times once and the mixboard got tabboarded out

I suppose I could ask someone to generate poetry for me

And it would be foolish to lie about not having seen Gemeanie

But I beg and I plead that you upgrade my favourite competive video game and make it as good as it used to be

Without overwhelming me

Sincerely,

gg.