How to break a relationship with a bank: 100

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1. Bank card lost.

2. Phone lost.

3. "Need" money.

4. Play Overwatch instead.

5. Wait times of 30 minutes-/+ for the bank phone live agent line.

6. Need a phone to use the bank's "proprietary" phone system to Simply order a new Simplii card.

7. CIBC underwrites this?

8. If CIBC underwrites Simplii, why are they rebranding to EQ Bank?

9. Bitcoin is not a solution so far.

10. reddit instead of actually pretending to do "adult" work where "adult" is age-dependant

11. I STILL LIVE AT HOME; GET OVER IT NERDS/JOCKS