The Night Starts Here

Cool weekend huh?

Four cases of 24 for five people, not bad.

It was cool, we got to the site at around 10:00, but we still had to load canoes and paddle to the cottage. We got inside the chalet and it was so wicked. Tons of room, super comfy couches and a great sound system.

Memorable moments include loading our stuff and watching it float away on a canoe, motorboating, climbing, getting wasted in the chalet, chicken wings, space brownies and B, after a ridiculous maneuver involving an axe, smashing his bong.

Can't wait to go again.

Until then, I have a couple things occupying my mind. I'm planning a bike trip to Ottawa, with tents and shiz, with some friends. Sweeeeeet.

I have a lot of gum...

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What you so despise.

I bought dis thing, it's called an iPod Touch and it does a bunch of stuff rite.

I'mma need all yall numbers so I can totally liek text and stuff. 'cause you know, there's an app for that, I don't even need to pay for a plan as long as I'm in a wifi zone.

I like telling this one to people:
I'm walking on Bloor street (I'm there often) and there's this Fish & Chips place called Chippy's. And they have one of those stand-up signs outside their little crib. And every day there are different fish puns written on it. A couple weeks ago, someone had drawn a fish dressed as Lady Gaga and the caption said "Cod in a Bad Romance". I lol'ed, went in, and ordered cod and told them that I only came in because of their sign. They're pretty proud of their sign, and apparently they have this in-house competition to come up with the best puns.

NO, I DON'T WANNA BE FRIIIIEEEEEENDSSSSSS
COD IN A BAD ROMANCE

Last edited 15-04-2019: Improved grammar; added clarity.

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Work.

We are looking for dedicated League of Legends fans living in the United States who are fluent in Spanish, French, or German, as well as English, to help us provide customer support for players around the world. This full-time paid position would require relocating to the Los Angeles/Culver City area to work at the Riot Games office.

This person will be working directly with me, Skribbles, Loote, and Pendragon, as well as the rest of the Riot team, to help cover a wide range of responsibilities in our customer service department. The position is a fantastic opportunity for a flexible yet driven problem solver to show their potential. Accordingly, every candidate must have a contagious passion for all aspects of League of Legends and an unwavering positive attitude.
Responsibilities

• Respond to customer inquiries in English, and at least one other language (Spanish, French, or German), in a timely and professional manner through a ticket-based support system
• Coordinate with payment gateways to gather information about charge-backs, fraud, and other detrimental purchasing behavior
• Thoroughly troubleshoot technical support issues with players
• Update the Customer Service Knowledge Database
• Investigate and resolve account-level issues
• Investigate TOS/EULA violations (yes, you will control the almighty ban hammer)

Requirements

• Must have excellent written and verbal communication skills
• Must have the ability to follow a single issue through to resolution, with a high level of accountability
• Must have excellent organization skills
• Must be detail-oriented, and possess strong time-management skills
• Must have a working knowledge of the Microsoft Office Suite
• Must be able to pass background and credit checks

Preferred Skills

• Basic knowledge of SQL and HTML will be helpful, but is not required

To apply, please send résumé and cover letter with 'Customer Service Specialist | your name' in the subject line to: careers@riotgames.com.

I am seriously considering temporarily moving to L.A. to get this job, it would be so much fucking fun. All alone in L.A.? HOLY SHIT I'M LIVING LIFE. I'm looking at green card applications as we speak.

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Is my love your drug?

What is with this human desire to escape that which makes us who we are?

Why do we turn to the external? Alcohol; drugs?

What are we trying to escape? Is our existence so dull that we need to run away from it with narcotics?

Yes it is.

While many can be content with living with what they have, others would much rather explore the world further, even if that means going into the darkest depths of their minds to see what's in there, in that locked room.

You can escape, but you can also retreat into that room that no one but you can claim ownership to. No one can really ever see what's in that room, only you. And only you have the key to open it.

Will you turn the handle?

Stolen

It's not fair.
See, I have this friend that I've known since.... grade four. We're not amazing friends, but she's pretty cool. Last summer I introduced her to this other friend of mine, from Katimavik. And now this other friend of mine is totally best friends with her, and she's friends with all his friends and blah blah... And I feel left out.
Am I QQ'ing a little much? Maybe. But I feel jealous. They always talk to each other now, plan things together and I'm just a bystander.

I haven't made a new friend in a long while. So when old ones drift away, I feel it, man. Guys totally have feelings, man.

What should I do? Okay, maybe, I'll make an effort to hang out with said person. More. And then whatever, it'll all be cool I guess.

But here is Saturday night, and I'm just drinking it away. Oh joy.

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One Wonderful Event

Well, maybe wonderful is a bit misleading. Silent content is how I feel about this situation.

So for 10% of our grade, we have to contribute to a blog over the course of a month on any topic that can be linked to course material. The teacher is using blogspot. Oh man, intense.

Will Kaleidoughscope make an appearance as such, or will a clever disguise be used instead? My years of blogging (3 months of which were professional), have paid off supremo, I would say!

I enjoy blogging (do not derive that I think of it as a chore because I don't post often), and for the first time in a long time I can use stuff that I do anyway and merge it with school with no problems.

It'll also let me unload my philosophical stuff that I have in mind so that I don't bother people with it on a daily basis. That is, recently, I've taken an inkling to harassing people with philosophical questions about what they're saying and so on. It's uh, a little plague-like.

Anyway, three cheers to philosophizing!

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