Freewrite the Cobaltica

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Phoque you, Amazon. Phoque you, Capitalism.

*The sound of a co-opted Jingle Idiocratic Bells AMZN commercial blades through my eBayed camera phone as I try to blog whilst struggling against the T9 autocorrect grammarlyified writer's place I still call my own*

How's THAT for some context, fellow blogspotters (and Reddit blogwriters, let's not kid ourselves).

Now for a strictly (lol not at all) cons list of what, for example, Amazon Web & non-web services permits and encourages, explicitly:

Freewrite the aquamarine

I was looking up a way to parody you're gonna lose that -girl- by the Beatles, and what Google/YouTube spit out was just a few different versions of You're Gonna Lose That Girlinstrad.

I was hoping to see someone else who had thought of that idea.

I Imagine I'm not the only one.

Jjjjjjjjoin us... jjjjjjoiiiiinnnnn ussssss...

HIstory

The latest nerf to Hinekora's Lock.