23/04/26

Life dans une ruelle de Toronto

I could not upload video, so I went back in time and took a neutral pastel photo car into the frame and did not make a portrait out of it because its subject is ambiguously full of grammar mistake.

21/04/26

Rejected for being uglyhigh

I guess I'll have Tinder on my phone next year.
It's still April.
Ty;hand

20/04/26

A simple writ of the 420 day

 It gets more and more complicated as I write these words.

It's been a tiring day; I cried a bit because I can.

It's nice having only a couple cultivars on hand, even though I so badly want to walk to the local store and buy more.

Why do I have to pay money for you, MJ?

Back to the 89s

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19/04/26

Banned until May x'd

lololololololololol 

13/04/26

What I am dueling:

Mostly myself.

How'd I end up with this picture?

I "buried" a few cards I could afford to damage beneath this small square table, right before a rainstorm.

I came back the next day, lifted this up, and took a picture.

Essentially, I'm trying to convey how difficult it is to just go out and find a fair duel - Yu-Gi-Oh! or otherwise - in this city.

So instead, I practice here and there against a literal inanimate object - my former "SSBU" practice table, which is a whole other story.

Bad Reaction to Simochi (opponent takes Xxx DMG when they draw a card) is still my favourite continuous trap card, other than my only "Secret Rare", Imperial Order (which prevents the activation of magic/spell cards entirely).

Still mostly playing Overwatch on GFN for my videogame fix these days.

Spring is pretty much here!

07/04/26

Mega-sign of Ontario

On the day that I took the following picture, I walked down to Lake Ontario and walked right back up to my house.

I encountered this sign in the middle of my journey, as I was completing my loop.


I wonder if one day there will be a sign with this one on it. 

Some rules are better than no rules I suppose...

06/04/26

Players who don't switch heroes

Players who don't switch in Overwatch when they have the brain cells and the capacity to really get to me me sometimes.

Take, for example, ult-charge-%-collectors, like this Lucio I just played with. Spent all game telling my team they had their ult here and there, but it did fuck all and we lost best 2 out of 3 anyway (because ULT CHARGE DOES NOT CARRY OVER ON CONTROL).

What I'm getting at is a basic, common mistake in Overwatch: saving your ultimate for the right moment. Generally, that makes sense, you want to use a strong, powerful ability at the right time otherwise it feels like -you- wasted your time.

But too often, my games end with either me at 99% ult charge, which can't really be helped, and 1-2 of my teammates who have theirs but chose to "save it" for the next failed teamfight anyway. Rinse and repeat.

This is frustrating, especially when the game throws me into the tank role which comes with the additional burden of having to be near the objective otherwise total anarchy reigns and the game becomes wholly unfun and boring.

Why not switch to a different hero instead of letting your ult charge gather dust in an ACTION-BASED TEAM-ORIENTED FPS, team?!

A question that I'll probably never get an answer to, as usual, except for a mute & a ban from Blizzard for daring to communicate with their precious player consumer base.

Also, fk turrets. I fking hate them. Torb's. Symm's. Ball's. Even Larry the Cable Girl's pylon is starting to get on my nerves sometimes, and she is my favourite design... until Anran released. I LIKE ZOOMING AROUND BECAUSE IT LESSENS THE CHANCE I NEED TO RELY ON NON-EXISTENT HEALS!

I shudder to think what five additional heroes will do to the game landscape, but at least I don't have to keep calling it Overwatch TWO like I did for so many years. It's just Classic now if I play 6vs6, and in 5vs5, well, at least the queue times are low.

One more fact, I think; I preferred this game when I mostly played it on my Nintendo Switch WITH gyro support. Mouse and Keyboard is fun in the moment, but the feelings of working as a team are few and far in-between.

Anyway; catch me not switch off Anran, Domina, and Zen for the next little while.

I say this, but we all know I'm going to switch to what -feels right- and trigger my whole team for daring to switch to a non-meta hero anyway.

-Gabe the loneangry Gamer

04/04/26

Liste de fruits non-françaises

L'orange 
La fraise des champs
Le jicama
Lets baies et myrtilles 

Smol list of games that still interest me


-Overwatch Classic

-Path of Exile: Mirage edition

-Genshin Impact

-Dead Cells

something I ate & made this week: 

Overworked swine we all are.

02/04/26

List of exhaustive AI that is not exhaustive

JustYandereTutor
TsundereTutor
AraraTutor
Microsoft David
Siri
Cortana
ChatGPT 3.5+
Gemini+Bard
AI Claude
SkyNet
Meta
Rufus+Alexa
Firefox __________
Aria

01/04/26

The last day of March

Overwatch 1 nor 2 is no more.

30/03/26

A competitive game of Overwatch Classic

or two is typically played over a time span of 10 to 40 minutes, usually never above 30 unless Athena says -Over;time- in that cool, monotonous voice.

29/03/26

Hour one+ of Overwatch Classic

--1--

On Dorado, I lost as a Mercy. I don't remember if it was attack or defense.

On New Junk City, I won as Brigitte and Lifeweaver and another one I forget. I like this game mode now.

On Colosseo, I lost as Mercy and Brigitte. I hate Colosseo, usually, but I voted yea on this map for once and the loss did not sting as much.

On King's Row, I massacred as Zenyatta and won as Brigitte, defence. King's Row is the oldest map in the game currently.

 --2--

On Oasis, I won as Ana. I think.

On Esperança, I lost as Mercy and Kiriko and Lifeweaver and Illari, not exactly in that order, and I'm not sure I remember playing Mercy. In fact, I think I forget which map before this one again. 

On Ilios, I won 2-0 as Ana and then as Fika, the Jetpack Cat.

On Nepal, I lost 0-2 as Ana, Fika, and Zenyatta.

On Circuit Royal, I lost 3rd point attack (still QP) on Ana and Luciò.

--3--

On Eichenwalde, I landed my ult on a Freya on Eichenwalde on MH as Tracer and I won the game as Reaper with 49% ult charge with at least 1:30 left on the map, because my Mauga play carried me through the majority of the outdoor section.

On Aatlis, I lost as Hazard and Ashe and I even had my B.O.B. when I died. The problem was I made it too obvious I was building my ult charge, and I let myself be executed by a Tracer. I think we could have taken another point off the enemy team, but ultimately we lost 3-1 because I refuse to work with my team if they let me die even once. I should probably take their advice more seriously, but I play with so many different playstyles it's hard to justify changing mine for anything except a guaranteed win.

On Numbani, I won as Anran. I also got one ult off, as Anran.

On Junkertown, I lost as Echo and Fika on 3rd point attack.

On QP Lijiang Tower, I drew as Hazard and Reinhardt against the Domina, because my time to play ran out at 1-1 even though 2-0 was pretty much in the bag if I had more healing throughput to me, the primary tank.

---

This concludes 3+1 hours of GeForce Nowering. I ragequit Genshin Impact in between because I was tired of clicking through the same endless daily quest in Sumeru with Nahida; however, I got 40 primogems out of my time and I got to cry in my bedroom for free right after so whatever.

27/03/26

Nor limericks

to be found here

for this one is a short one

26/03/26

Wouldn't miss a 26th

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Tell me what it feels like is playing again.

People suck at video games after they eat cereal in the mornings.

I went for a walk this morning, and there was a dog without a leash on again in the ravine.

I am so annoyed and irritable because people don't understand how to act in the neighbourhood. 

You don't want to hear this because you're hearing it in your skull, but I still know how to write a complete sentence with or without a clause and everything. Clause.

25/03/26

Write something every day (of the week) challenge

Well that was a non-colossal waste of time.

24/03/26

Go fuck yourselves some more

There we are. Studying Holden Caulfield again, are we?

23/03/26

wtf is Sorbitol

WTF is Sorbitol?

If I didn't have access (and I don't) to a dictionary or one of those lexicons, I'd look it up, but I would be bored along the way.

So my best guess is that sorbitol is a major binding agent for Vitamin C.

The end of the blog post for today.

22/03/26

A mainframe & no painful teeth


a typical morning in front of the telly in 2026 for me now