30/03/26

A competitive game of Overwatch Classic

or two is typically played over a time span of 10 to 40 minutes, usually never above 30 unless Athena says -Over;time- in that cool, monotonous voice.

29/03/26

Hour one+ of Overwatch Classic

--1--

On Dorado, I lost as a Mercy. I don't remember if it was attack or defense.

On New Junk City, I won as Brigitte and Lifeweaver and another one I forget. I like this game mode now.

On Colosseo, I lost as Mercy and Brigitte. I hate Colosseo, usually, but I voted yea on this map for once and the loss did not sting as much.

On King's Row, I massacred as Zenyatta and won as Brigitte, defence. King's Row is the oldest map in the game currently.

 --2--

On Oasis, I won as Ana. I think.

On Esperança, I lost as Mercy and Kiriko and Lifeweaver and Illari, not exactly in that order, and I'm not sure I remember playing Mercy. In fact, I think I forget which map before this one again. 

On Ilios, I won 2-0 as Ana and then as Fika, the Jetpack Cat.

On Nepal, I lost 0-2 as Ana, Fika, and Zenyatta.

On Circuit Royal, I lost 3rd point attack (still QP) on Ana and Luciò.

--3--

On Eichenwalde, I landed my ult on a Freya on Eichenwalde on MH as Tracer and I won the game as Reaper with 49% ult charge with at least 1:30 left on the map, because my Mauga play carried me through the majority of the outdoor section.

On Aatlis, I lost as Hazard and Ashe and I even had my B.O.B. when I died. The problem was I made it too obvious I was building my ult charge, and I let myself be executed by a Tracer. I think we could have taken another point off the enemy team, but ultimately we lost 3-1 because I refuse to work with my team if they let me die even once. I should probably take their advice more seriously, but I play with so many different playstyles it's hard to justify changing mine for anything except a guaranteed win.

On Numbani, I won as Anran. I also got one ult off, as Anran.

On Junkertown, I lost as Echo and Fika on 3rd point attack.

On QP Lijiang Tower, I drew as Hazard and Reinhardt against the Domina, because my time to play ran out at 1-1 even though 2-0 was pretty much in the bag if I had more healing throughput to me, the primary tank.

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This concludes 3+1 hours of GeForce Nowering. I ragequit Genshin Impact in between because I was tired of clicking through the same endless daily quest in Sumeru with Nahida; however, I got 40 primogems out of my time and I got to cry in my bedroom for free right after so whatever.

27/03/26

Nor limericks

to be found here

for this one is a short one

26/03/26

Wouldn't miss a 26th

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Tell me what it feels like is playing again.

People suck at video games after they eat cereal in the mornings.

I went for a walk this morning, and there was a dog without a leash on again in the ravine.

I am so annoyed and irritable because people don't understand how to act in the neighbourhood. 

You don't want to hear this because you're hearing it in your skull, but I still know how to write a complete sentence with or without a clause and everything. Clause.

25/03/26

24/03/26

Go fuck yourselves some more

There we are. Studying Holden Caulfield again, are we?

23/03/26

wtf is Sorbitol

WTF is Sorbitol?

If I didn't have access (and I don't) to a dictionary or one of those lexicons, I'd look it up, but I would be bored along the way.

So my best guess is that sorbitol is a major binding agent for Vitamin C.

The end of the blog post for today.

22/03/26

A mainframe & no painful teeth


a typical morning in front of the telly in 2026 for me now

18/03/26

Smol list of games that still interest me

-The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth

-Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

-Overwatch Classic

-Path of Exile: Mirage edition

-Genshin Impact

-Dead Cells

something I ate & made this week: 

Overworked swine we all are.

17/03/26

I never wanna hear you

pretend to care about improper citations sometimes 

11/03/26

0-0-0 deaths on Tracer day

SUCK IT DOMINA

Freewrite the Cobaltica

Thursday, November 13, 2025

Phoque you, Amazon. Phoque you, Capitalism.

*The sound of a co-opted Jingle Idiocratic Bells AMZN commercial blades through my eBayed camera phone as I try to blog whilst struggling against the T9 autocorrect grammarlyified writer's place I still call my own*

How's THAT for some context, fellow blogspotters (and Reddit blogwriters, let's not kid ourselves).

Now for a strictly (lol not at all) cons list of what, for example, Amazon Web & non-web services permits and encourages, explicitly:

10/03/26

Freewrite the aquamarine

I was looking up a way to parody you're gonna lose that -girl- by the Beatles, and what Google/YouTube spit out was just a few different versions of You're Gonna Lose That Girlinstrad.

I was hoping to see someone else who had thought of that idea.

I Imagine I'm not the only one.

Jjjjjjjjoin us... jjjjjjoiiiiinnnnn ussssss...

08/03/26

HIstory

The latest nerf to Hinekora's Lock.

yes, I play video games

no, I refuse to buy another one until the screen breaks  as usual.

07/03/26

no, I don't have anybfriends

I don't wanna play your stupid war games anymore, Europe 
PoE 1 needs help, but not for me

ARmOuR

06/03/26

KUSH

Smoke on the telly

And pacman in the sky

Back to Overwatch Zen Zone One

Another leaguestart for PoE: Mirage...

02/03/26

Un bleuté vert

A real temporality
Sung without desperate sorrow
Is nothing still aquamarine

Still pas d'amis

Losers.

Especially you, Be-.

Feel free to invite Tzvia; not Raven.

Thanks.