The Night Starts Here

Cool weekend huh?

Four cases of 24 for five people, not bad.

It was cool, we got to the site at around 10:00, but we still had to load canoes and paddle to the cottage. We got inside the chalet and it was so wicked. Tons of room, super comfy couches and a great sound system.

Memorable moments include loading our stuff and watching it float away on a canoe, motorboating, climbing, getting wasted in the chalet, chicken wings, space brownies and B, after a ridiculous maneuver involving an axe, smashing his bong.

Can't wait to go again.

Until then, I have a couple things occupying my mind. I'm planning a bike trip to Ottawa, with tents and shiz, with some friends. Sweeeeeet.

I have a lot of gum...

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What you so despise.

I bought dis thing, it's called an iPod Touch and it does a bunch of stuff rite.

I'mma need all yall numbers so I can totally liek text and stuff. 'cause you know, there's an app for that, I don't even need to pay for a plan as long as I'm in a wifi zone.

I like telling this one to people:
I'm walking on Bloor street (I'm there often) and there's this Fish & Chips place called Chippy's. And they have one of those stand-up signs outside their little crib. And every day there are different fish puns written on it. A couple weeks ago, someone had drawn a fish dressed as Lady Gaga and the caption said "Cod in a Bad Romance". I lol'ed, went in, and ordered cod and told them that I only came in because of their sign. They're pretty proud of their sign, and apparently they have this in-house competition to come up with the best puns.

NO, I DON'T WANNA BE FRIIIIEEEEEENDSSSSSS
COD IN A BAD ROMANCE

Last edited 15-04-2019: Improved grammar; added clarity.

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Work.

We are looking for dedicated League of Legends fans living in the United States who are fluent in Spanish, French, or German, as well as English, to help us provide customer support for players around the world. This full-time paid position would require relocating to the Los Angeles/Culver City area to work at the Riot Games office.

This person will be working directly with me, Skribbles, Loote, and Pendragon, as well as the rest of the Riot team, to help cover a wide range of responsibilities in our customer service department. The position is a fantastic opportunity for a flexible yet driven problem solver to show their potential. Accordingly, every candidate must have a contagious passion for all aspects of League of Legends and an unwavering positive attitude.
Responsibilities

• Respond to customer inquiries in English, and at least one other language (Spanish, French, or German), in a timely and professional manner through a ticket-based support system
• Coordinate with payment gateways to gather information about charge-backs, fraud, and other detrimental purchasing behavior
• Thoroughly troubleshoot technical support issues with players
• Update the Customer Service Knowledge Database
• Investigate and resolve account-level issues
• Investigate TOS/EULA violations (yes, you will control the almighty ban hammer)

Requirements

• Must have excellent written and verbal communication skills
• Must have the ability to follow a single issue through to resolution, with a high level of accountability
• Must have excellent organization skills
• Must be detail-oriented, and possess strong time-management skills
• Must have a working knowledge of the Microsoft Office Suite
• Must be able to pass background and credit checks

Preferred Skills

• Basic knowledge of SQL and HTML will be helpful, but is not required

To apply, please send résumé and cover letter with 'Customer Service Specialist | your name' in the subject line to: careers@riotgames.com.

I am seriously considering temporarily moving to L.A. to get this job, it would be so much fucking fun. All alone in L.A.? HOLY SHIT I'M LIVING LIFE. I'm looking at green card applications as we speak.

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