Good parody ideas

*Cold ones - it's the show with cold wings, and even colder questions...
*Vegan ones - it's the show with lukewarm fermented soy soup, and even more lukewarm questions..
*Hot ones - it's a show with chicken parts and poisonous things, and even more sinister interview techniques
*Extra-hot ones - it's music without treble

This made me chuckle

Macs, PCs, and other Unix systems are mere machines that show us DLC.

Doin' well

You know you're doing well when you taste pure, real cocoa and it tastes sweet.

The ketogenic diet is a strong candidate for the cure of many, many cancers, but don't let big pharma know that.

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